My colleague said that if birdie lands a shit on your head, you'll be rich. As it indicates I won't be rich any soon, but I consider myself lucky since shit landed on the strip of my handbag and not on my head. :)
It happened on Tuesday. On the very next day I had difficulties to wake up, almost missed a breakfast (but didn’t, thanks to Mats) and was allround grumpy. And besides left home few minutes later than usually. Sooo… grumpy, sleepy, you got the picture?... and I am heading towards train station to catch the train. The only thing I enjoyed was my shoes. I put my nice office shoesies in the bag and walked out in much more stable and speedy, but less office-like ones.
I have to say that I walk down right by the road with heavy traffic, so I have loads of cars on one side and on some parts of the road a solid stone fence on the other. I don’t always feel cosy there, I must say, but that’s the pay for leaving home too late; this way is the shortest. So remember: cars, stone fence and I’m walking in between.
Still a bit tired, I notice a lorry on the opposite line of the road. One unusual thing about it was it’s length, but we’re used to long lorries, because they deliver huge parts of the bridge. More unusual was that the traffic wasn’t blocked. Our road is quite narrow and curvy, and these lorries take a bit of space on turns, so normally police stops the traffic for few minutes to let them pass. Well, not this time. Maybe it wasn’t long enough.
I was kind of wondering if this in any way can affect my journey when I saw another lorry in the meeting traffic. Not as big, though. Ouch, I thought, but I continued walking, while being alert and watching if I’ll have enough space when trucks meet. As you may have guessed, of course, they would meet when they pass me. When the first lorry was getting closer, I realised, that it was enough space, although the closest car had to drive up to the footpath a bit. I relaxed. For a second… because then I saw a water pouring from the closest lorry. Or liquid perhaps? Anyway, I knew, it wasn’t a pure clean water. I didn’t think any longer (and if I would, it wouldn’t be an “ouch!” this time, but at least “oh, shit!”). I just turned around and started to run; hoping that the end of the stone fence is somewhere close and I’ll escape being showered with that unpleasant stuff. How I run! One bag on my shoulder, another in my hand (the one with shoes, remember?). And I was lucky, just after 10-15 meters I could turn around the corner. Lucky and happy about shoes I chose that morning, I'm not sure that I would succeed in the other ones.
Then I got to know what the water was. The lorry transported cows…
So… lucky me, escaped a shit on the head and some pee as well. Sorry for details.
Any guess what my colleague will say about the cows?